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May 9

heyyyyyyyyyyyy

hi this is nicole joey’s girlfriend.  if you follow joey you are one cool cat.  you probably see stuff about me here and that’s cool but right now joey is getting his ear looked at cause it hurts a little.  I just ordered us food and tomato soup so he can feel better and Im about to go get it, then we’re gonna watch a stupid movie for kids I picked because he puts up with my crap/just likes to hear me laugh I think. but in the meantime heres 15 random facts about joseph (he’s too modest to share how awesome he is so I do it for him)

1. he doesnt liked to be called joseph, related to the fact that his dad is also joseph I think

2. he was a boyscout for a long while and has kewl skillz from it. he knows how to literally build a house.

3. he is from wisconsin and the fact that he is from wisconsin got him a job where I work

4. he is actually from cape cod then to wisconsin then to NH.  he is a country mouse.

5. he will own your ass at chess

6. he told me his favorite food was pulled pork but later told me he only had it once.

7. he makes a mean egg sandwich.

8. he secretly likes to snuggle. secret

9. in high school he worked at a restaurant where he learned his amazingness at cooking eggs

10. he is secretly romantic and buys me flowers and likes to pay when we go on dates

11. if he were a bender he would bend water

12. he usually likes to play a magic deck with blue although I know he’s partial to a zombie deck

13. when we were in california he beat the entirety of super mario galaxy.  thats a hard ass game too.

14. he has a half sister, a brother in law, two nieces, a half brother, a sister-in-law-to-be and two nieces in law to be.  his dad is also one of around 12.

15. he bought me a giant reeses cup pack, 2 scratch tickets, cheesecake and movie tix on my last day of classes and also likes to bring me coffee in the morning

betcha didn’t know all that- he’s awesome, now you do, I love him so much <333

going to get his soup and noms, I love you joe! 

May 9
LOVEEEUUUUUU

LOVEEEUUUUUU

May 5

hypnotonic:

Clementine: “I’m not a concept, Joel. I’m just a fuck-up girl who’s looking for my own peace of mind. I’m not perfect.”

Joel: “I can’t see anything that I don’t like about you.”

Clementine: “But you will.”

Joel: “Right now I can’t.”

Clementine: “But you will. You know, you will think of things, and I’ll get bored with you and feel trapped because that’s what happens with me.”

Joel: “Okay.”

Clementine: “Okay.”

Coolest Person You Will Ever Meet.

May 1
and I want to go to beautiful places with you

and I want to go to beautiful places with you

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I want to travel

I want to travel

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But I sing glory from my lowest
And I will say peace to the people I meet
While the world waits for an explosion
That instant of life
That wipes the slate clean